Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Jeannette Sedor
Nov 12 (1 day ago)

to me Hi,

Thanks for your response to my previous email.I will like to tell you a lil about me..I was born and brought up in UK...mom from India and dad from Spain.I am quiet and easy going person to live with. I'm 32 years old of age, I am extremely clean,quiet and respectful, I am a sensitive, intelligent, patient and caring person,have a good sense of humor and am easy to get along with.I don't drink nor smoke,no pets,I'm a very busy woman also.I admit I am not perfect but I try to leave things in a condition so that others are not inconvenienced.

I need to secure this room for myself before i arrive to the state as I'll be moving in with my luggage.I must confess to you that you will enjoy my stay in your home.Well my name is Jeannette Sedor,I am a chemist by profession and i am currently working with Southern General Hospital 1345 Govan Road,Glasgow G51 4TF.I am married with a kid.Although they will not be coming with me to the state.I will travel to Glasgow Scotland to visit them once in a while.

I will be in the states by the middle of December for the next one year and during my stay i will be working with the United State Environmental Protection Agency on a private research work....It will be a great pleasure seeing you soon.I think you should let me know a lil about you too.You can reach me on +448712847406 anytime.I would have called you earlier but my phone cannot make international calls.

Sincerely,

Jeannette

There is no EPA office in Bend, Oregon

Nearest one is Portland Oregon which is 200 miles away over a mountain pass (Mt Hood or the Santiam River Highway--both can be dangerous in winter). Ditto for the Corvallis office. Contact Information

EPA Oregon Operations Office
805 SW Broadway
Suite 500
Portland, OR 97205
503-326-3250

EPA Western Ecology Division
Office of Research & Development
200 SW 35th Street
Corvallis, OR 97333
541-754-4600

Poor grammar, spelling, etc. Appalling for a so-called chemist with so-called higher education!

Monday, November 12, 2012

More Crapola (Craigs List Bushwa)

Christy joseph christyluv100@hotmail.com

1:46 PM (43 minutes ago)

Thanks for getting back to me ... My name is Christy Joseph (F),I am 23yrs old,I am fun loving, personal, friendly,clean, caring,and respectful of others. a non-smoker, don't do drugs, i drink occasionally,and drama free.And am okay with the price and everything I graduated last year in France, I am single and have no children... i do bible study, and sometimes we do karaoke night with my roommate! i go to church every Sunday . I am coming for my Masters degree. i am from Australia, I was born in Mission Valley in California,my dad is from there too but my mum is from Australia...I went to Australian Catholic University in Australia. I speak both English and Spanish fluently ,am presently on research work at Guam ,am almost done with that because its part of my prerequisite for my masters in Microbiology . I would have loved to call you but this is a remote area calls is hard to go through from here and i don't want to waste much time .

Am really interested in renting from you and i do really love pets but i don't have any at the moment. I would have loved to see it but am very far,but with pictures,I am glad. I will also like you to tell me more about you and if you have garage or parking space because I will have my own car come over, pls let me know the total payment of the place and more over I will send your email to my dad for him to email you later because he is the one that will be paying the bills but nevertheless,I will need the following information to facilitate out the rental payment to you . so that my Dad will issue out the payment for the place as soon as possible,with that you can secure the place for me till i come

Name to be on the check
Full address
Phone number

I will be looking forward to your email soonest.

Best..

Masters Degree at a community college, thats a nice trick. Funny how I can't get MY masters (MBA) at the local community college, but this idiot can get a Masters in Microbiology there!

punctuation, grammar, etc, all appalling for a supposedly college-educated woman!

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Craigs List Crapola Again ROFL

Gary Greiner gary.gary.greiner2@gmail.com

Hello

Thanks for getting back to me , My name is Gary Lenon Greiner (M) i was born on Christmas which gives me extra power to be one of gods Angels.,I am 35yrs old,I am fun loving, personal, friendly,clean, caring,and respectful of others. a non-smoker, don't do drugs, i drink occasionally,and drama free. I graduated last year in Canada, I am single guy and have no children ... i do bible study, and sometimes we do karaoke night with my roommate! i go to church every Sunday .

I am coming for my masters degree. I was born in Calgary (Canada), my dad is from USA but my mum is from Canada...I went to University of Calgary Canada i speak English as well ,am presently on research work in (USA), am almost done with that because its part of my prerequisite for my masters in Microbiology . I would have loved to call you but this is a remote area calls is hard to go through from here and i don't want to waste much time . Am really interested in renting from you and will really want to know everything about the place .I do really love pets but i don't have any at the moment. I would have loved to see it but am very far,but with pictures,I am glad. I will also like you to tell me more about you and if you have garage or parking space because I will have my own car come over there...

please let me know the total payment of the place and more over i will send your email to my daddy for him to email you later because he is the one that will be paying the bills but nevertheless,I will like you to send me your full Name and the mailing address, your phone number as well,so that my Daddy will issue out the payment for the place as soon as possible,with that you can hold on the place for me till i come . I will be looking forward to your email soonest. Thanks and have a nice day.

Another bunch of Craigs List Crapola, a rather large stinking pile of it too

Where do I begin? First off most of the email is the same old bs that I've gotten from all the other scammers.

But getting a Master's in Microbiology at a community college? That's a nice trick if you can do it.

35 years old and still calling his father his daddy? ODD.

Punctuation, grammar, run-on sentences, sometimes I is capitalized and sometimes it is not (sometimes in the same sentence even).

Monday, September 17, 2012

Lobby Hits Question

Anybody know of a way to contact the PO/webmaster of Lobby Hits? My account is suspended because the icons wouldn't load for me at least 1/2 the time so I clicked whatever.

There is no contact button anywhere on the front page or when I'm logged in to the site either.

this is the site I am talking about: http://www.lobbyhits.com/ and its owned by Ed Goettman.

Scammity SCAM SCAM (Craigs List Bushwa--Yes More!)

Gwen Peters gwenpeters@live.com
7:40 AM (59 minutes ago)

Thank you for applying to our job posting. You have been selected as a possible candidate for one of the open positions. The next step is to follow this link: Personality Survey Please fill out the form, confirm the link in your email, and take the short personality assessment. We will then be giving you a call to set up a time for the interview and to give you more information about our company. We are sure that you have questions and will be happy to answer them for you.

Have a great day!

Gwen Peters

Recruitment Manager

The Pinnacle Group

Oh I have some questions alright, like why the link in her email goes to "https://www.globaltestmarket.com/recruitment/join.php?lang=E&p=maxbounty&cid=35242&utm_campaign=maxbounty&utm_source=maxbounty&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_content=orangebling-E&redirect=false" and why if she really works for Pinnacle Group she's using a live.com email address.

Do you think she'll give me any answers to THOSE questions? I doubt it. Geeze louise! LOL

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Room For Rent (YES, Again, or is that Still?)

http://bend-oregon.olx.com/bedroom-bathroom-for-rent-in-se-bend-400-00-per-month-iid-429726771

http://bend.craigslist.org/roo/3211669568.html this ad was flagged and deleted because OMFG I had the nerve to abide by the rules of MY mobile home park, which means FORTY AND OVER. PERIOD. Funny how the ad was up for 3 months this year and 3 months last year with its 'discriminatory preference' for all the world to see.

http://bend.craigslist.org/roo/3270715219.html corrected link with no discriminatory preference listed. GEEZE LOUISE!!

http://www.usfreeads.com/3179062-cls.html

http://www.classifiedsforfree.com/details/193275302/bedroom-bathroom-in-adult-community-utilities-included.htm

http://www.free-e-ad.com/view.php?id=23452

Friday, September 7, 2012

Who Has Paid Me In September 2012

Clix Sense: $5.97
Hillbilly Clickers: $2.04
Kool Klickins: $3.04
My Points: $25.00
Paid The Fastest: $6.77
Paid Viewpoint: $5.00
Pinecone Research: $6.00
Polar Bear Clicks: $5.04
Quick Rewards: $4.41
Combined Payout From the Patriot Group: $.64
Combined Payout From Misty Schoiber: $22.96
Combined Payout From Anthony Bishop: $9.03
Combined Payout From Heather Conzett: $6.58

Total for September (as of 9/30/2012): $102.48

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Bushwa Gets Deeper By The Day

Mary Johnson maryj673@gmail.com

Hello,

Thanks for getting back to me. My name is Mary 25years old from United Kingdom,and i am looking for a roommate or someone to share an apartment with for the whole year.. Well, I'm an easy going person with special interest in swimming. I don't drink nor smoke,no pets,I'm a very busy Women.Also i need to secure this room for myself before i arrive to the state as I'll be moving in with my luggage. You seem to be a very interesting person to be with and I must confess to you that you will enjoy staying with me in the house because i make people smile always.

I am a chemist by profession and i am currently working with St Thomas' Hospital, Lambeth Palace Road, London SE1 7EH Guy's Hospital, St Thomas Street, London SE1 9RT. I am married with a kid, although they will not be coming with me to the state,i will travel to London to visit them once in a while.

I will be coming to the state towards 2nd week of September for the next 6 to 7month and during my stay i will be working with the United State Environmental Protection Agency on a private research work. It will be a great pleasure seeing you soon,you can call me on our land line which is +447035907855.I will attach a picture of me in my next email , I think you should let me know a lil about you too,

Mary Johnson
Thomas' Hospital
Lambeth Palace Road,
London SE1 7EH Guy's Hospital.
+447035907855

FORTY AND OVER lol. It's not an apartment, its two rooms. She is a WOMEN, I guess that means she has multiple personalities? United STATES not STATE. And funny isn't it that the EPA doesn't have an office in Bend, OR. The regional office is in Seattle, WA which is a good 600 miles from Bend, OR. There is a EPA laboratory in Corvallis, OR which is still 200 miles away. Guess she'll be having one hell of a daily commute to her 'private research work."

The phone number is linked to a huge amount of scams found here: http://whocallsme.com/Phone-Number.aspx/447035907855

If she was actually working at Thomas' Hospital, Lambeth Palace Road,London SE1 7EH Guy's Hospital, don't you think she'd send an email from a hospital email address not gmail?

I didn't even bother replying to this one. LOL.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

TechnoTard Gets It (FINALLY)

So okay, I've had my mp-3 player for at least 5 years and never done anything with it. But now that I'm spending more time walking (and on the bus) there are people I'd rather not listen (not to mention THEIR music and THEIR cellphones LOL)

. I normally break new tech things just by looking at them, but I managed to download United Breaks Guitars (Songs 1, 2, and 3) (Yes, Dave Carroll, I paid 99 cents each CAD for them at your site LOL) and sync them to my mp-3 player.

Now I want to find Wide Awake by Katy Perry, anything by Justin Bieber or Lady Gaga, oldies (rock n roll), 80's 90s country and pop, soul and gospel (any year), jazz, Enya (actually anything other than most rap and really old country--by really old I mean Hillbilly Heaven). Am willing to pay but I don't have a lot of money

Yet Another Change to the Bushwa (But Still as Smelly as Ever)

Joy duncan pamwa11.t8@gmail.com via craigslist.org

5:35 PM (4 minutes ago) to undisclosed recipients ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams

-- Good Morning,

I'm joy duncan By Name,I'm 26Yrs Old, Originally from The States But Not In the States since i was A kid, I stay In UK Most of my Life, But am Planning On coming Back to the states Now as am Through with my Education and My Dad Friend is willing to Give me a Good Job Out there,But am In need of a Place to Stay, And i would like to Know If the room is still available,And If It is,You Can ask away anything you wanna know about me,I will be waiting to hear from you soon,Take care and have a lovely Day.

joy duncan

Yeah, she's from the UK my butt. Can't capitalize the important things like her name, but sprinkles capitals all over the place where they aren't needed. Run-on sentences as well.

I just asked her what part of forty years or over she didn't understand. ROFLMBO