Injuries Abound (Klutzes R US)

Repeat after me "Suellen is a KLUTZ"

ROFLMBO

My right knee is going to need to be replaced due to arthritis, hoping it will last until after I retire on February 26, 2027.

And I have a knack for injuring myself that has to be seen to be believed!!
br>Came in the house one day last year and tripped over a freaking broom (not to mention, one hand was full of a cold brew and the other hand full of a Rebel energy drink). The cold brew landed right side up in the nearby garbage can, the Rebel landed on the floor, and it took me 15 minutes to get my fat body off the floor (I only wich I was joking)

Part of the reason that I am trying to clean and declutter is that everything in this house (other than the cat) is trying to either trip me or kill me

I have fallen or otherwise injured myself at work so many times that I've lost count (my employer is a bit of an ass about Workers' Comp claims so I usually do not treat ANYTHING as a Workers' Comp claim, I use my own personal insurance to cover anything or I just don't treat the injury, especially if it's minor.

Am dealing with knee pain (falls, arthritis, aging, etc), back pain (scoliosis, bone spurs, etc), and shoulder/neck pain due to a manual staple gun that tried to kill me!!

I am learning to pay attention to what I am doing .... not thinking of the next thing I have to do....and respecting my bodys' need for rest, relaxation, and being aware of my surroundings.