Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Jeannette Sedor
Nov 12 (1 day ago)

to me Hi,

Thanks for your response to my previous email.I will like to tell you a lil about me..I was born and brought up in UK...mom from India and dad from Spain.I am quiet and easy going person to live with. I'm 32 years old of age, I am extremely clean,quiet and respectful, I am a sensitive, intelligent, patient and caring person,have a good sense of humor and am easy to get along with.I don't drink nor smoke,no pets,I'm a very busy woman also.I admit I am not perfect but I try to leave things in a condition so that others are not inconvenienced.

I need to secure this room for myself before i arrive to the state as I'll be moving in with my luggage.I must confess to you that you will enjoy my stay in your home.Well my name is Jeannette Sedor,I am a chemist by profession and i am currently working with Southern General Hospital 1345 Govan Road,Glasgow G51 4TF.I am married with a kid.Although they will not be coming with me to the state.I will travel to Glasgow Scotland to visit them once in a while.

I will be in the states by the middle of December for the next one year and during my stay i will be working with the United State Environmental Protection Agency on a private research work....It will be a great pleasure seeing you soon.I think you should let me know a lil about you too.You can reach me on +448712847406 anytime.I would have called you earlier but my phone cannot make international calls.

Sincerely,

Jeannette

There is no EPA office in Bend, Oregon

Nearest one is Portland Oregon which is 200 miles away over a mountain pass (Mt Hood or the Santiam River Highway--both can be dangerous in winter). Ditto for the Corvallis office. Contact Information

EPA Oregon Operations Office
805 SW Broadway
Suite 500
Portland, OR 97205
503-326-3250

EPA Western Ecology Division
Office of Research & Development
200 SW 35th Street
Corvallis, OR 97333
541-754-4600

Poor grammar, spelling, etc. Appalling for a so-called chemist with so-called higher education!

Monday, November 12, 2012

More Crapola (Craigs List Bushwa)

Christy joseph christyluv100@hotmail.com

1:46 PM (43 minutes ago)

Thanks for getting back to me ... My name is Christy Joseph (F),I am 23yrs old,I am fun loving, personal, friendly,clean, caring,and respectful of others. a non-smoker, don't do drugs, i drink occasionally,and drama free.And am okay with the price and everything I graduated last year in France, I am single and have no children... i do bible study, and sometimes we do karaoke night with my roommate! i go to church every Sunday . I am coming for my Masters degree. i am from Australia, I was born in Mission Valley in California,my dad is from there too but my mum is from Australia...I went to Australian Catholic University in Australia. I speak both English and Spanish fluently ,am presently on research work at Guam ,am almost done with that because its part of my prerequisite for my masters in Microbiology . I would have loved to call you but this is a remote area calls is hard to go through from here and i don't want to waste much time .

Am really interested in renting from you and i do really love pets but i don't have any at the moment. I would have loved to see it but am very far,but with pictures,I am glad. I will also like you to tell me more about you and if you have garage or parking space because I will have my own car come over, pls let me know the total payment of the place and more over I will send your email to my dad for him to email you later because he is the one that will be paying the bills but nevertheless,I will need the following information to facilitate out the rental payment to you . so that my Dad will issue out the payment for the place as soon as possible,with that you can secure the place for me till i come

Name to be on the check
Full address
Phone number

I will be looking forward to your email soonest.

Best..

Masters Degree at a community college, thats a nice trick. Funny how I can't get MY masters (MBA) at the local community college, but this idiot can get a Masters in Microbiology there!

punctuation, grammar, etc, all appalling for a supposedly college-educated woman!

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Craigs List Crapola Again ROFL

Gary Greiner gary.gary.greiner2@gmail.com

Hello

Thanks for getting back to me , My name is Gary Lenon Greiner (M) i was born on Christmas which gives me extra power to be one of gods Angels.,I am 35yrs old,I am fun loving, personal, friendly,clean, caring,and respectful of others. a non-smoker, don't do drugs, i drink occasionally,and drama free. I graduated last year in Canada, I am single guy and have no children ... i do bible study, and sometimes we do karaoke night with my roommate! i go to church every Sunday .

I am coming for my masters degree. I was born in Calgary (Canada), my dad is from USA but my mum is from Canada...I went to University of Calgary Canada i speak English as well ,am presently on research work in (USA), am almost done with that because its part of my prerequisite for my masters in Microbiology . I would have loved to call you but this is a remote area calls is hard to go through from here and i don't want to waste much time . Am really interested in renting from you and will really want to know everything about the place .I do really love pets but i don't have any at the moment. I would have loved to see it but am very far,but with pictures,I am glad. I will also like you to tell me more about you and if you have garage or parking space because I will have my own car come over there...

please let me know the total payment of the place and more over i will send your email to my daddy for him to email you later because he is the one that will be paying the bills but nevertheless,I will like you to send me your full Name and the mailing address, your phone number as well,so that my Daddy will issue out the payment for the place as soon as possible,with that you can hold on the place for me till i come . I will be looking forward to your email soonest. Thanks and have a nice day.

Another bunch of Craigs List Crapola, a rather large stinking pile of it too

Where do I begin? First off most of the email is the same old bs that I've gotten from all the other scammers.

But getting a Master's in Microbiology at a community college? That's a nice trick if you can do it.

35 years old and still calling his father his daddy? ODD.

Punctuation, grammar, run-on sentences, sometimes I is capitalized and sometimes it is not (sometimes in the same sentence even).