Monday, November 12, 2012

More Crapola (Craigs List Bushwa)

Christy joseph

1:46 PM (43 minutes ago)

Thanks for getting back to me ... My name is Christy Joseph (F),I am 23yrs old,I am fun loving, personal, friendly,clean, caring,and respectful of others. a non-smoker, don't do drugs, i drink occasionally,and drama free.And am okay with the price and everything I graduated last year in France, I am single and have no children... i do bible study, and sometimes we do karaoke night with my roommate! i go to church every Sunday . I am coming for my Masters degree. i am from Australia, I was born in Mission Valley in California,my dad is from there too but my mum is from Australia...I went to Australian Catholic University in Australia. I speak both English and Spanish fluently ,am presently on research work at Guam ,am almost done with that because its part of my prerequisite for my masters in Microbiology . I would have loved to call you but this is a remote area calls is hard to go through from here and i don't want to waste much time .

Am really interested in renting from you and i do really love pets but i don't have any at the moment. I would have loved to see it but am very far,but with pictures,I am glad. I will also like you to tell me more about you and if you have garage or parking space because I will have my own car come over, pls let me know the total payment of the place and more over I will send your email to my dad for him to email you later because he is the one that will be paying the bills but nevertheless,I will need the following information to facilitate out the rental payment to you . so that my Dad will issue out the payment for the place as soon as possible,with that you can secure the place for me till i come

Name to be on the check
Full address
Phone number

I will be looking forward to your email soonest.


Masters Degree at a community college, thats a nice trick. Funny how I can't get MY masters (MBA) at the local community college, but this idiot can get a Masters in Microbiology there!

punctuation, grammar, etc, all appalling for a supposedly college-educated woman!

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