Craigs List Crapola Again ROFL

Gary Greiner gary.gary.greiner2@gmail.com

Hello

Thanks for getting back to me , My name is Gary Lenon Greiner (M) i was born on Christmas which gives me extra power to be one of gods Angels.,I am 35yrs old,I am fun loving, personal, friendly,clean, caring,and respectful of others. a non-smoker, don't do drugs, i drink occasionally,and drama free. I graduated last year in Canada, I am single guy and have no children ... i do bible study, and sometimes we do karaoke night with my roommate! i go to church every Sunday .

I am coming for my masters degree. I was born in Calgary (Canada), my dad is from USA but my mum is from Canada...I went to University of Calgary Canada i speak English as well ,am presently on research work in (USA), am almost done with that because its part of my prerequisite for my masters in Microbiology . I would have loved to call you but this is a remote area calls is hard to go through from here and i don't want to waste much time . Am really interested in renting from you and will really want to know everything about the place .I do really love pets but i don't have any at the moment. I would have loved to see it but am very far,but with pictures,I am glad. I will also like you to tell me more about you and if you have garage or parking space because I will have my own car come over there...

please let me know the total payment of the place and more over i will send your email to my daddy for him to email you later because he is the one that will be paying the bills but nevertheless,I will like you to send me your full Name and the mailing address, your phone number as well,so that my Daddy will issue out the payment for the place as soon as possible,with that you can hold on the place for me till i come . I will be looking forward to your email soonest. Thanks and have a nice day.

Another bunch of Craigs List Crapola, a rather large stinking pile of it too

Where do I begin? First off most of the email is the same old bs that I've gotten from all the other scammers.

But getting a Master's in Microbiology at a community college? That's a nice trick if you can do it.

35 years old and still calling his father his daddy? ODD.

Punctuation, grammar, run-on sentences, sometimes I is capitalized and sometimes it is not (sometimes in the same sentence even).