My Computer Hates Me? HA!

Hi Suellen! Here is your Daily AstroSlam for Thursday, August 12
Your computer hates you and is plotting ways to destroy your data. Stop depending on technology to guide you through life. Lift your fingers from the keyboard and your eyes from the screen -- talk to a real person instead. I've talked to enough real people since Sunday to do me for a lifetime ROFLMAO. Since Sunday noon I've talked (face-to-face) with at least 3 doctors, at least 4 nurses, numerous nursing assistants. numerous receptionists, and numerous financial people from the hospital and clinics. I'll take some non-face-to-face communication any day since online friends aren't going to say: 1) You have clots in your lungs and we are admitting you to the hospital 2) Your INR is not high enough yet 3) Do you need to pee? 4) You absolutely have to give up Coca-Cola, you are pre-diabetic 5) You need to lose at least 30 pounds 6) You need to use oxygen 24/7 7) Why did you wait so long to come in?